NFL Mascot Matchups: Week 2
September 13th, 2014
By Andrew Sweeney
Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if games were determined by which team’s mascot would win in a fight? No? Just me? Okay, well you won’t regret reading this anyway. Here’s a hilarious look at Week 2 of the NFL season, find out how your favorite team stacks up against their opponent!
By Andrew Sweeney
Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if games were determined by which team’s mascot would win in a fight? No? Just me? Okay, well you won’t regret reading this anyway. Here’s a hilarious look at Week 2 of the NFL season, find out how your favorite team stacks up against their opponent!
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New England Patriots at Minnesota Vikings
Another interesting match-up between 2 similar groups, though they’re from completely different eras. The patriots will likely build a slight edge early on with their advanced weaponry and organized formations, but I don’t see them outlasting the brute force and pain tolerance of the vikings. In the end, fighting for freedom falls short of defeating those fighting for honor. New England 23, Minnesota 30. 
Seattle Seahawks at San Diego Chargers
The seahawk, or “osprey” as they are called in the scientific world, is a large raptor-like bird that feeds on fish. Much more suited for a battle against the dolphins, I don’t see them standing a chance against the chargers, aka “bolts”. For anyone who played Pokemon, you know that lightning is super effective against flying types. This ends in a blowout. Finale score: Seattle 7, San Diego 41. 
Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos
In another mismatch, we find the leaders of a Native American tribe pitted against a herd of wild horses. Anybody who took history class knows how this one ends- the chiefs ambush the herd, and round up the broncos to bring back for their tribe to tame and keep for transportation. Final score: Kansas City 34, Denver 10. |
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