NFL Mascot Matchups: Week 2
September 13th, 2014
By Andrew Sweeney
Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if games were determined by which team’s mascot would win in a fight? No? Just me? Okay, well you won’t regret reading this anyway. Here’s a hilarious look at Week 2 of the NFL season, find out how your favorite team stacks up against their opponent!
By Andrew Sweeney
Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if games were determined by which team’s mascot would win in a fight? No? Just me? Okay, well you won’t regret reading this anyway. Here’s a hilarious look at Week 2 of the NFL season, find out how your favorite team stacks up against their opponent!
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Jacksonville Jaguars at Washington Redskins
Perhaps one of the strangest match-ups, we find a tribe of indians hunting the elusive jaguar. Home field advantage plays a role once again, as the jaguars find themselves out of their element in Native American territory. In the end, the indians are able to capture the jaguars, skinning them for clothes and eating their meat. Final score: Jacksonville 13, Washington 20. 
Arizona Cardinals at New York Giants
Known for their robust bodies and strong beaks, cardinals are often overlooked as predators (probably because they feed on seeds). Similar to a human trying to swat a fly, the cardinals will evade any offensive attacks from the giants, and use their strong beaks to peck at their eyes, blinding them. The underdogs come out with a victory, in another David and Goliath scenario. Final score: Arizona 24, New York 10. 
St. Louis Rams at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
In an offense-packed match-up, we have a herd of rams pitted against a ship of pirates that washed up on the shore. While the pirates unload cannonballs onto the rams below, the rams charge the ship, knocking it over. With the pirates forced into hand-to-hand combat, their swords prove useless against the stamped of rams. Final score: St. Louis 38, Tampa Bay 31. |
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