NFL Mascot Matchups: Week 2
September 13th, 2014
By Andrew Sweeney
Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if games were determined by which team’s mascot would win in a fight? No? Just me? Okay, well you won’t regret reading this anyway. Here’s a hilarious look at Week 2 of the NFL season, find out how your favorite team stacks up against their opponent!
By Andrew Sweeney
Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if games were determined by which team’s mascot would win in a fight? No? Just me? Okay, well you won’t regret reading this anyway. Here’s a hilarious look at Week 2 of the NFL season, find out how your favorite team stacks up against their opponent!
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New York Jets at Green Bay Packers
In this lopsided fight, a team of fighter jets is on a mission to destroy a packing warehouse. The result is disastrous for those in Green Bay, and is reminiscent of the Pearl Harbor attack in Hawaii that sparked World War 2. Those poor souls never stood a chance. Final score: New York 37, Green Bay 3. 
Chicago Bears at San Francisco 49ers
While a pack of bears might seem like the obvious pick here over a bunch of miners looking for gold, keep one thing in mind: Never try to get between a man and his money… especially when he has a pickaxe. The miners manage to slaughter the pack of bears with minimal losses, and walk home with pockets full of gold. Final score: Chicago 12, San Francisco 31. 
Philadelphia Eagles at Indianapolis Colts
In a rather cruel match-up, we have a majestic winged predator hunting down a young horse, vibrant and full of life. The eagle simply swoops down from the sky and picks up the colt, bringing it back to the nest for its mate. However, the colt doesn’t go down without a fight, using its sturdy legs to kick out violently, wounding the eagles’ wing in the process. Final score: Philadelphia 28, Indianapolis 21. |
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