NFL Mascot Matchups: Week 2
September 13th, 2014
By Andrew Sweeney
Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if games were determined by which team’s mascot would win in a fight? No? Just me? Okay, well you won’t regret reading this anyway. Here’s a hilarious look at Week 2 of the NFL season, find out how your favorite team stacks up against their opponent!
By Andrew Sweeney
Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if games were determined by which team’s mascot would win in a fight? No? Just me? Okay, well you won’t regret reading this anyway. Here’s a hilarious look at Week 2 of the NFL season, find out how your favorite team stacks up against their opponent!
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Miami Dolphins at Buffalo Bills
This game won’t be close. Dolphins are notorious for their intelligence, and I don’t see a buffalo being able to do much to an aquatic creature. In all likelihood, the dolphins will trick the bills into going in the water, where they’ll plunge to their deaths. Final score: Miami 31, Buffalo 14. 
Detroit Lions at Carolina Panthers
A great match-up between 2 formidable felines; however, home field advantage will play a factor. Despite being a distant relative of the panther, lions are significantly larger and stronger. But being in their natural habitat, the much more agile panther, known for their climbing ability, will be able to ambush the lion, narrowly defeating it. Final score: Detroit 24, Carolina 27. 
Dallas Cowboys at Tennessee Titans
In this intriguing match-up, we find a real-life “David and Goliath” scenario. Though the titans could smash the cowboys into the ground with a single blow, they are clumsy, unintelligent, and slow. I predict a strategized attack by the cowboys on horseback, tying up the legs of the titans with their lassoes. However, the titans manage to take out several cowboys as they fall to the ground. Final score: Dallas 21, Tennessee 14. |
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