The 8 Colleges Your Parents DON'T Want You To Go To
February 27th, 2017
College is great because you get to be an unemployed alcoholic and also have your parents funding your shenanigans, while being proud of you at the same time. If you go to any of these schools, just make sure to leave out your stories of your drunken misadventures when they inevitably call to ask "so how's college?"
College is great because you get to be an unemployed alcoholic and also have your parents funding your shenanigans, while being proud of you at the same time. If you go to any of these schools, just make sure to leave out your stories of your drunken misadventures when they inevitably call to ask "so how's college?"
3. University of California Santa Barbara
UCSB, which stands for the University of Casual Sex and Beer, is a great place if you are into casual sex and beer. In other words, not your parents. Make sure to exclude the beach raves and frat parties when you’re on your monthly phone call with mom and dad. “Yeah mom, studying on the beach is so nice. Really learning so much here.”
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