The 10 Types of Girls To Avoid During Spring Break
March 8th, 2017
Nathan Kurtin
Spring break is undoubtedly the best week of every school year. Beer, beaches, and babes for an entire week of no holding back. It's not always all fun and games, though, and boys and girls alike should be wary of these ten types of girls that you will inevitably meet during your spring break. Stay away. You've been warned.
Nathan Kurtin
Spring break is undoubtedly the best week of every school year. Beer, beaches, and babes for an entire week of no holding back. It's not always all fun and games, though, and boys and girls alike should be wary of these ten types of girls that you will inevitably meet during your spring break. Stay away. You've been warned.
2. The STD Collector
You can never be too safe during spring break, so we recommend double-bagging it if necessary. Sure, spring break should be a week of untethered recklessness and savagery, but if you go by the motto of "what happens at spring break stays at spring break" then we have a sad fact for you. STDs and pregnancy will not stay at spring break.
1. The One
You know... The One. Do you want to be the person who falls in love over spring break? Whether it be someone from your school that you meet through a mutual friend or some girl that goes to a different college across the country, do you really want to tell your kids the story of how you first met by taking body shots off your future wife? You don't need this emotional rollercoaster ruining your life, especially not during college and especially not during spring break.
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