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If Disney Movies Were Historically Accurate

January 26th, 2014
By David Palmer



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Also, the exact chances of a meerkat, warthog and lion becoming best friends are... zero. Absolutely zero.
5. The Lion King
For the sake of our childhood, let’s pretend that the “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” montage in this movie wasn’t a sex scene (which it clearly is). 

The film implies that Simba and Nala live happily ever after as man and wife (or lion and wife). In actuality, Simba would be getting all the tail he could lay his eyes on (haha tail. It’s a pun). Lions don’t have one mate; the king lion (ahhhh, it’s the title of the film) sleeps around and produces as many cubs as possible.

I hope Nala isn’t the jealous type (which we have come to realize she is). So there you go. The Lion King encourages having a side chick. Or twenty. 

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