Ten Disney Movies With Terrible Life Lessons
By Eli Solidum
June 22nd, 2014
I bet you didn't notice some of these while you were growing up. Oh, Disney, you are always so full of surprises.
June 22nd, 2014
I bet you didn't notice some of these while you were growing up. Oh, Disney, you are always so full of surprises.
1. Cinderella
Well, Cinderella features a prince who spends the entire night dancing with you, yet instead of thinking of using your face as a clue to who you are, he uses your freakin’ shoe. God forbid anyone in his kingdom has the same shoe size as you. Seriously, he makes everyone try on that stupid shoe. He's actually too stupid to even try narrowing it down to "white, skinny, and blonde." Some 90 year old Asian woman could end up marrying this idiot just because of their shoe size. What’s worse? You know this guy connects with you based solely on his weird foot fetish… and you still go after him. Come on, Cinderella, you’re better than that.
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