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If Disney Movies Were Historically 

Accurate

January 26th, 2014
By David Palmer



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Makes you wonder why they call him Happy.
3. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Snow White almost gets killed by the Huntsman but then after he creeps on her in the bushes for a while he decides he can’t kill her. So she runs away to a random house in the forest and falls asleep. Then the dwarfs come home and then the witch arrives and blah, blah, blah. We know the tale.

What you may not know is how the human body works. When there are seven men living together in a secluded house for an extended period of time, they get urges. And when they arrive to find Snow White sleeping in their home, their first instinct is to kill the intruder. But upon seeing her pretty face, they spare her. In reality, they would have spared her but God knows it would be for very different reasons than for her to clean their house. If this film wasn’t in a Disney Universe, the poison apple would be the least of Snow White’s problems. 

I’m not going to go into detail, but to quote Dave Franco from 21 Jump Street: it rhymes with grape. It rhymes with grape…
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