The 8 Colleges Your Parents DON'T Want You To Go To
February 27th, 2017
College is great because you get to be an unemployed alcoholic and also have your parents funding your shenanigans, while being proud of you at the same time. If you go to any of these schools, just make sure to leave out your stories of your drunken misadventures when they inevitably call to ask "so how's college?"
College is great because you get to be an unemployed alcoholic and also have your parents funding your shenanigans, while being proud of you at the same time. If you go to any of these schools, just make sure to leave out your stories of your drunken misadventures when they inevitably call to ask "so how's college?"
1. Arizona State University
There must be something about Arizona, probably the nice weather and the constant sun, that makes people want to party all day year-round. We’re not saying that ASU doesn’t provide a quality education, but unless you can balance the constant dartying with being a good student, you might want to pick somewhere less fun. Your parents definitely don’t want to know that their funds are going towards you shotgunning beers by the pool. Oh yeah, and ASU is also the most sexually active college in America, so there's that.
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