5 Simple Things You've Been Doing Wrong Your Entire Life
Think you got life's basics down pat? Think again.
Ha ha, look at that stupid kid. He's doing it wrong, right?
Ahh the timeless art of defecation. Something you do so often and easily that it isn’t even a task anymore. But wait, are you… sitting on that toilet? Yeah, you’re doing it wrong. The proper position is actually to squat, making it easier for your number 2 to come out and to help prevent hemorrhoids. We don’t blame you though, toilets are designed to be sat on, and I’m sure anyone who has tried designing a squatting toilet has become a laughingstock. But a right laughingstock.