Why Cat Wine Is The Best Thing Ever

5 Reasons Why Cat Wine is the Best Thing Ever

June 30th, 2016
Cat lovers rejoice! Crazy cat ladies might not be so crazy anymore now that they can have a companion while they’re drinking wine and binge-watching The Bachelor. Innovators from Colorado’s Apollo Peak have filled this void by creating a wine just for cats. Now when all your friends are busy but you want to drink, grab your cat and get the party started!

2. It Comes In Different Varieties!
Cat Wine is available in Mascato and Pinot Meow. Apollo Peak knew they couldn’t just assume if you were going to have a red wine or white wine night, so they gave you options. Now, if you’re having steak with a nice red wine, your cat can join you with Pinot Meow. If you’re feeling a late night white wine, then your cat can have a glass of Mascato. It’s all about options.

1. Who Doesn't Want To See A Drunken Cat?
If you’ve ever drank a few too many glasses of wine, you know that wine-induced hangovers are some of the worst. You feel sick, and you have a headache that feels like it will never go away. Your cat probably won’t get a hangover from drinking cat wine (just make sure you don’t mix up the bottles), and you’ll be jealous of it and yearn for its health and energy. To make sure that you don’t find yourself jealous of your cat’s hangover-free morning, try Zaca Life. It’s a gummy lifestyle vitamin or patch that’s been tried and tested to help with hangovers and make you feel energized and ready to go.

Now drink away, you crazy cat ladies.