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5 Things We Desperately Want To See Happen in Star Wars: Episode 8 That Probably Won't Happen
(SPOILERS AHEAD)

By Eli Solidum
December 23rd, 2015
As amazing as The Force Awakens was, it left us hungering for more. So many questions were left unanswered. JJ Abrams said that the script for Episode 8 is so good, that he is upset that he won't be the one directing it. I'll take his word for it, but I do hope it incorporates all five of these things that we Star Wars fans desperately want to see in the next movie.


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1. The onscreen death of Jar Jar Binks
Let’s face it. This is all we really want in life. Ever since George Lucas introduced him to us in the prequels, Jar Jar has haunted us. While the lifespan of a Gungan is not specified, and it is possible that Jar Jar has already died of old age, that simply is not enough. I want to see Jar Jar’s decapitated head on a skewer before being thrown into the rancor pit to ensure that his existence will no longer bother me. Han Solo, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Qui-Gon, Padme, and many better characters have died, yet Jar Jar has yet to face his onscreen death. Episode VIII, this is all I ask of you.

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